Review of Machete Kills (2013) by James W — 07 Jan 2014

Gloriously over the top!! Can't wait for the third one!! machete kills again ....in space!!

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by James W on 07 Jan 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Oidia boi a avlar de **** kills porque aparese mi enemiga leidi gagá ni un brilla y brillo ni con brillatina brilla esta mierdaza si la descargas…

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By Jh K (596) on 02 Aug 2015

PUFF, QUE MAL TRAGO. A pesar del tono parodico, nada se sostiene aqui... pero eso no es lo importante…

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