Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Darren G — 21 Jan 2014

Didn't get past the first 1/2 hour. Just doesn't live up to the first one and that's not saying much.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Darren G on 21 Jan 2014.

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