Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Konstantin M — 01 Feb 2014

If you liked the cheesy action and over the top moments of the 1rst...the 2nd will be right down your alley.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Konstantin M on 01 Feb 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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