Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Carlos I — 17 Feb 2014

Violent, goofy, fun... obviously not meant to be taken seriously, at all.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Carlos I on 17 Feb 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Harsh C (266) on 26 Aug 2017

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