Review of Machete Kills (2013) by August C — 07 Aug 2014

If your going to strive to make crap, Mr Rodriguez you certainly have done so.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by August C on 07 Aug 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Machete Kills' is funny in the way that it doesn't take its premise too seriously…

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By Joëlle L (82) on 07 Jun 2015

Machete, c'est parfait pour dÃ (C)crocher. C'est complÃ¨tement ridicule et c'est pour Ã§a que c'est gÃ (C)nial…

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By Andrew G (1,437) on 22 Jan 2017

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By James M (2,946) on 02 Apr 2015

This movie is a bad peice of garbage. Knowing that, see it. If you know it is a terrible film you will have a very enjoyable time…

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By Aadityamudhar (100) on 16 Apr 2016

Let me start off by saying love love love the first Machete. I can watch it anytime... This one, not so much…

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By Sam O (143) on 26 Aug 2017

Do not expect this to make sense or be serious. In fact be offended because that is part of the project. $8…

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By Juan V (265) on 24 May 2015

Sin embargo, no pude dejar de verla hasta el final…

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By Paul G (835) on 21 Jul 2015

Absolutely insane and hilariously awesome. Honestly, I like it more than the first one…

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By Matiaszamo_ (1) on 21 Aug 2017

Oidia boi a avlar de **** kills porque aparese mi enemiga leidi gagá ni un brilla y brillo ni con brillatina brilla esta mierdaza si la descargas…

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