Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Jillian S — 13 Aug 2014

Super silly and lame with comic violence. but very entertaining.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Jillian S on 13 Aug 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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