Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Gomi A — 02 Jan 2015

I give two stars for couple of good jokes and for Lady Gags as she was hilarious ...

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Gomi A on 02 Jan 2015.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Danny Trejo is as far from stale whitebread as you can get. He's the real deal…

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PUFF, QUE MAL TRAGO. A pesar del tono parodico, nada se sostiene aqui... pero eso no es lo importante…

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