Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Lonewanderer — 04 Nov 2013
THE most badass movie of 2013! I loved every minute of it! Basic plot is that Machete is now going after a nutjob who wants to nuke the world. Standard Grindhouse plot but oh does it set up for what could be THE BEST SEQUEL EVER!
PROS:
+Danny Trejo is once again AWESOME as Machete and this time is giving some more lines to say.
(EX: Machete Don't Tweet---No One Knows Machete).
+Charlie Sheen (Credited as Carlos Estvez, his real name) plays a REALLY good President of USA.
+Lady Gaga can ACTUALLY act! AND she is dressed normal! No meat dress, no bubble dress, just a standard dress.
+Marko Zarzor as the body guard...oh my god can this guy fight and kick!
+The two helicopter kills.
+Madame Desdemona (played by Sofía Vergara) is on crazy SOB! Her weapons include a TEC-9, her "Double D's" (which have to be seen to believe!), and the Robert Rodriguez famous "Crotch Rocket Pistol".
+Alexa Vega returns and BOY did she change!
+Two of THE most badass machetes out there: A Three bladed one and one I won't DARE spoil!
+Mel Gibson.
+A Cameo by a certain "Star Trek" AND "Star Wars" item.
+A couple cool twists (One you see coming and a few you don't).
+The Molecular Disrupter Pistol. Probably the GORIEST weapon I've seen in any movie!
+The Border Patrol Returns in one of the funniest scenes in the film!
CONS:
-Antonio Banderas is only in the film for a few minutes or so.
- La Camaleón, while a interesting concept, is sorta lame at points.
-The Flamethrower aftermath (I thought the burns on the face would've been more server).
-Madame Desmonda and her girls disappear after a car chase.
-Tom Savini's cameo is.....
This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Lonewanderer on 04 Nov 2013.
Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.
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