Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Christopher O — 06 Feb 2014

Funny moments but too long. Gets dull at times.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Christopher O on 06 Feb 2014.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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Even though it's not as good as the first i'm still giving it the same star rating, After reading some poor reviews I didn't expect it to be…

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By Brad W (876) on 23 Sep 2015

This movie was not designed to be an A list movie, this movie was designed to be a B or a C movie at best and it delivers, like the first movie…

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By John Eric D (455) on 02 Jun 2015

A character enters a setting. He chats with somebody, and then the character pulls out a gun and shoots the other person…

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Do not expect this to make sense or be serious. In fact be offended because that is part of the project. $8…

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By Joe S (1,170) on 02 May 2016

Entertaining but not as fun as the first one…

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