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By Joe Neumaier (1,294) for New York Daily News (5,623) on 09 Oct 2013

The carnage (with its computer-generated splatter) is meant to be campy fun, but it’s so offhand that there’s less suspense than in an…

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By Mark Ellis (362) for Schmoes Know (710) on 09 Oct 2013

I think that this Machete may have killed any desire I had to see yet another B-movie homage…

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By Soren Anderson (264) for Seattle Times (3,524) on 09 Oct 2013

Machete Kills is just plain bad in a way that is in no way good…

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By Mark Olsen (451) for Los Angeles Times (12,977) on 09 Oct 2013

Machete Kills winds up a slightly camp, tinny parody of bad action movies, playing out with the same sense of tedium as a genuine bad action movie…

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By Amy Nicholson (961) for L.A. Weekly (3,142) on 09 Oct 2013

Kills tops the 2010 original by not giving a mierda about logic or character…

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By Stephen Silver (684) for EntertainmentTell (372) on 09 Oct 2013

Machete Kills runs its one joke into the ground, murders it, and murders it again and again…

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By Jay Stone (286) for Canada.com (402) on 09 Oct 2013

The appeal of this kind of campy excess is limited, especially when you're making a copy of a copy of a copy of something whose original appeal…

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By Joe Gross (195) for Austin American-Statesman (501) on 09 Oct 2013

Machete kills, U.S. President Rathcock says during, um, Machete Kills. That's what he does. So, no false advertising here, folks…

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By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for Blu-ray.com (2,093) on 09 Oct 2013

Teases for future war remain, yet the first sequel doesn't color outside the lines, presenting itself as dependable mischief with a giddy sense…

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By Tim Robey (1,578) for Daily Telegraph (UK) (2,495) on 09 Oct 2013

Perhaps because the joke’s already spent, this sequel has a pretty low bar to clear, and manages to be both utterly meritless and weirdly bearable…

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By Matt Pais (1,519) for RedEye (906) on 09 Oct 2013

Throws a ton of fun-seeking ideas at the wall in hopes that we'll enjoy the splatter…

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By Matthew Turner (2,508) for ViewLondon (2,339) on 09 Oct 2013

Machete Kills has its moments and is more fun than the disappointing original but it also outstays its welcome, overplays all its jokes and…

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By David Jenkins (910) for Little White Lies (3,136) on 09 Oct 2013

Robert Rodriguez offers up reliably lame sequel to an original which already felt conceptually stretched…

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By Josh Modell (41) for AV Club (2,778) on 09 Oct 2013

Machete Kills is gleefully ridiculous, one-upping the first movie’s jokes, blood, and even its massively heightened self-awareness…

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By Matt Singer (625) for The Dissolve (1,478) on 09 Oct 2013

As a focused spoof of exploitation tropes, Machete Kills is, frankly, terrible…

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By Bruce Kirkland (531) for Jam! Movies (2,396) on 09 Oct 2013

Not quite as good as the 2010 original nor quite as bad as most cheapo genre sequels…

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By Roger Moore (6,008) for McClatchy-Tribune News Service (291) on 09 Oct 2013

Robert Rodriguez is like that friend who loves to tell jokes, but always goes on and on, well past the punch line…

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By Scott Bowles (160) for USA Today (4,117) on 09 Oct 2013

Machete Kills dulls more than anything…

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By Richard Roeper (2,737) for Chicago Sun-Times (7,580) on 09 Oct 2013

The harder everyone tries to wring laughs out of the next hail of bullets or the next ridiculous plot twist or the next comedic decapitation,…

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By Bill Goodykoontz (2,123) for Arizona Republic (3,909) on 09 Oct 2013

Turns out there can be too much of a good thing. Or a campy thing. Or a silly thing. Or a subtle-as-a-brick-in-the-face thing…

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