Review of Machete (1958) by Michael B — 11 May 2012

Pure visceral fun. The movie doesn't take itself too seriously and neither should you. Go and enjoy.

This review of Machete (1958) was written by Michael B on 11 May 2012.

Machete has generally received positive reviews.

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