Review of Machete (1958) by Marsha S — 11 Oct 2012

Cheap entertainment. I cringed when Jessica Alba ****ed him.

This review of Machete (1958) was written by Marsha S on 11 Oct 2012.

Machete has generally received positive reviews.

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