Review of Machete (1958) by Alex K — 21 Jul 2013

My Favorite Action Film Is 1988's Die Hard.

This review of Machete (1958) was written by Alex K on 21 Jul 2013.

Machete has generally received positive reviews.

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Second time watched this ...still cool & funny ...good cast , sexy bitches in it . Again a good Robert De Niro at my 30th De Niro DVD ! SOMDVD…

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By Reggie S (41) on 29 Jul 2016

Loved it, It's got everything for a man in this film and it doesn't take it self to serious which is always good, Some good gory action scenes,…

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By Ton Q (68) on 21 Mar 2015

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By Pölly M (17) on 22 Jan 2015

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By Brian S (2,291) on 17 Apr 2016

Not a bad action flick, with a whole bunch of notable actors, such as Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez, and a fun reference…

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By Jens L (123) on 05 Feb 2016

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