Review of Machete (1958) by Blake H — 06 Jan 2014

WE DIDN'T CROSS THE BORDER...THE BORDER CROSSED US!

This review of Machete (1958) was written by Blake H on 06 Jan 2014.

Machete has generally received positive reviews.

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