Review of Machete (1958) by Ryan V — 29 Mar 2017

Machete. Do not mess with! Hahaha! Great stuff.

This review of Machete (1958) was written by Ryan V on 29 Mar 2017.

Machete has generally received positive reviews.

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By Jake P (1,308) on 31 May 2015

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Plenty of violence and over-the-top gore for what should've been a multi-movie franchise…

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By Charles S (1,252) on 19 Sep 2014

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By Boogie B (68) on 06 Sep 2016

I enjoyed this throwback to grindhouse movies. It's fun, funny, action packed, and worth checking out…

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