Review of Love and a Bullet (2002) by Russell R — 18 Mar 2018
This is actually a terrible movie, a 1 star movie made 3 stars by the fact it is HILARIOUSLY BAD. If you ever want to piss yourself laughing, then watch this movie. Spoiler alert! The man spends 15 minutes going on about how much he loves this girl, but he has to kill her as a contract kill.
You spend the whole time thinking he's gonna save her & it will be a great love story, then suddenly he just shoots her! Big surprise, it made me laugh so much! The movie is about supposedly tough assassins but he spends about 5 minutes of the movie talking about how to make CORNBREAD, the movie seems to turn into a boring cooking program.
The fight scenes are utterly ridiculous. Doing one hand hand stands and shooting the gun, strange unnecessary footwork before shooting guns in ever more absurd ways. The whole movie is badly acted & most of it boring, but there are moments of pure joy & hilarity - all unintended I think.
I watched this on a bus in Peru, with a bunch of Peruvians wondering why me & my friend were both laughing historically the entire movie. One of the best experiences of my life. Its the main reason I actually went out & bought this on video! If anyone enjoys those bad movies that are funny, then I implore everyone to watch this at least once.
This review of Love and a Bullet (2002) was written by Russell R on 18 Mar 2018.
Love and a Bullet has generally received mixed reviews.
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