Review of Loser (2000) by Stephen M — 15 Jun 2010
Nice guy scores with cute goth chick by being nice. Totally unrealistic.
Comes complete with a "went on to..." sequence at the end which just put the final nail in the coffin.
I have to stop watching movies on TV.
Mena Suvari was cute, I must admit, in an "oh shit, I better stop looking at her or I'll get arrested for pedophilia" kind of way.
Um, nobody is more beautiful, or talented, or personable than you, Jen Jen. I love you so much and other women are always inferior.
(Sorry about that personal aside. Jen Jen goes nuts if I say anything nice about other girls. I think she might be starting her mid-life crisis or something. All I know is that I have to watch my step because Jen Jen can be absolutely psycho when roused, and my neck is still sore from the last time she squeezed it between her thighs until I pleaded for mercy...trust me, it might sound sexy, but once you start puking and passing out you'd avoid the experience).
This review of Loser (2000) was written by Stephen M on 15 Jun 2010.
Loser has generally received mixed reviews.
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