Review of Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in the Land of Demons (1973) by Justin E — 25 Jun 2007

Tomisaburo is so hard that Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis held hands in the cinema when watching the Lone Wolf destroy five assassins and a ninja army all by himself. Afterwards they ran home screaming with wet patches on their crotches.

that night they dreamed the fearless samurai killer was calling them names so locked themselves in the attic armed with slingshots and a kitchen knife only to find they couldn't get out and had to call the fire brigade who all took the piss out of the so called action stars until they wept in shame.