Review of Liz & Dick (2012) by James T — 26 Nov 2012

Ghastly acting, poor script writing that reminds me of seeing two 13 year olds tackle life's problems with the E.I.Q. of bats - from a retarded cave.

The Director set out to utterly destroy any future acting career for Lindsay Lohan, and she was seemingly willing to oblige by providing an acting performance fit for a commercial about bubble gum or a new cellular phone network.

More tragic than seeing an actress with a poor script try to pull it off to avoid being laughed at is to see one actually try and pull out all the stops and give it her absolute best - sort of like Troll II.

This will go down as not just a monumental failure, but a monument to the best we can ever see from a child pretending to be an actress who has never had a mature relationship or event in her entire life.

Elizabeth would roll in her grave if she could see this, and would be outraged that any of us had to see it at all.

One star because I have to give something to post here.