Review of Licorice Pizza (2021) by Greasepocket — 27 Feb 2022
This movie went absolutely nowhere with anything. Its supposed to be this artsy movie about young love, but you can't do that when the girl is **** 25 years old and the guy is 15 years old. It feels like the director is trying to justify this premise the whole movie but miserably fails.
The plotpoints introduced couldve made the movie better if they didn't put in new ones every ten minutes and never closed off any. This movie was creepy, racist and made my dick shrink a couple inches every half hour.
I'm happy I saw this movie on a wim and I wasn't actually looking forward to it. Shrek the third was better than this. This movie felt like it was trying to groom me. Hell, this movie felt as if every character was trying to groom eachother.
Why was it that everyone wanted to have sex with the two main characters, it's so illogical especially for Gary Valentine who is a MinOr. **** this movie.
This review of Licorice Pizza (2021) was written by Greasepocket on 27 Feb 2022.
Licorice Pizza has generally received positive reviews.
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