Review of Licence to Kill (1989) by Keith G — 14 Feb 2010

"bond...

...James Bond..".

:-).

DUNAH DUNNAH DUNNAH Nahnahah :) ...NAAn...NanananananNANSHut the fuck up B*tch! >-I".

...Things just got real intense huh? You're probably asking yourself what just happened...Your not alone..

Licence to Kill is the 1987th Bond film of the franchise and it stars the most ensemble of recognizable actors out of all of them, first and foremost, Timothy Daltion...the 2nd, Best bond of all of the Bonds.

Most people dont know about him, because his Bond movies are shortly/flatly titled, and he looks extremely serious for a reason that doesn't seem immediately attractve...but check this out: His Movies...are the only ones with Themes rare by both A-Ha, and the LEGENDARY Gladys knight, who sings the lead to "licence to kill"...and probably immediately gets as far away from the movie as possible...becuz everyone in this movie gets murked, Even Bond almost.

This Movie DOES NOT PLAY. You've seen pretty boy Sean Connery swoon pitifully EASY women into bed, and luck out of a Nutshut by a high powred laser...you've seen him punch people over railings, and survive car Red Baron figts...But I will gurantee your ass, Bond wouldn't survive against the Mexican Crime lords that'll roll up on your ass 12 in a acura and gun down your place like a BBQ.

SEan Connery was anywhere near those gangsters from "No country for Old Men"...He would be Nado.

So when the next villian in the bond franchise happens to a Mexican drug lord, whipping fornicating Wives with Bambo belt, and feeding old ass men to sharks, you know Wu-Tang Pancho Gang, aint nothing to Fuck with...

...but then again...Neither is Timothy Daltons Bond, who takes this dude helicopter and b*tch bhangs it upside down in the sky, then comes back to his friends house to find their family dead, and coupon to taco bell with the words "mujeres in the club" on the back of her neck (kind of kidding).

Either way..This Bond film takes all the swanky, puns, sex and bullshit out of the picture, and has bond giving up his badge to straight UP MURDER THe bad guy...and from the moment he realizes what happened...timothy Dalton does murder, infiltrate and kill EVERy SINGLE PERSON. No lie, this dude holds the same scowl throughout the film,and looks like he'd beat the shit out of anyone stupid enough to offer him a tic tac...infact, he almost does, to his spanish girlfriend..who is yet again, on some fornication. There are RAP SONGs made about this type of chick...and there are RAPPERS who do to this chick what bond almost does).

Anyway, Both of timothy Daltons bond films are one of the tOp ten Best..but heres a true Fact to some it all up.

OUr Current Bond: Craig Daniels...and his film, Casino Royale...

That film is directly based off of TIMOTHY DALTONS BADASS PERFORMANCe...not sean connery,.

Drink that in...maybe over a Martini...shaken.

..but not Stirred.