Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) by Felix L — 03 Jun 2009

Can you really say anything bad about a movie so rife with chesticles? It's a welcome change to those tortured emo kid Twilight vampires that 17 year olds everywhere pee their pants over.

This review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) was written by Felix L on 03 Jun 2009.

Lesbian Vampire Killers has generally received mixed reviews.

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