Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) by Lyndon B — 19 Jun 2009

Not much substance, more of a chance for Horne and Corden to mess around in the company of many toples beauties. Jammy sods!

Some good laughs though.

This review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) was written by Lyndon B on 19 Jun 2009.

Lesbian Vampire Killers has generally received mixed reviews.

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