Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) by Sosefo H — 24 Aug 2009
This movie is pretty much garbage. Lets get the good thing out of the way first.. This movie does have some delightfully comical lines and situations. That being said, these moments are too few and far between and also mostly comprised of cheap humor that seems to be written for a 10 year old audience. *Here is where I start to go off* This movie, despite having the highly provocative name "lesbian vampire killers", seems to have been targeting the teenage market. I couldn't find a PG-13 or R rating for this flick, but in Finland apparently its rated low enough for a 13 year old to see! This is because the movie has absolutely 0 nudity or adult elements of any kind. The movie starts out looking pretty good, and sets you up for a decent sounding story. But then falls apart with over the top teen drama and trashy characters/dialogue/camera tricks and CG elements. By now I figured most b-horror film makers understood the unwritten rule of bad film making. Pick a tantalizing name for your movie, fill it with passable humor and boobs and people will no doubt give it a watch just to say that they've seen it. Lesbian vampire killers teases all of these things but never delivers.
Why am I giving this movie 1 star then??
2 reasons...
A. Theres a cocksword.
B. Have you ever seen a priest throwing condoms full of holy water @ vampires?
This review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) was written by Sosefo H on 24 Aug 2009.
Lesbian Vampire Killers has generally received mixed reviews.
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