Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) by Kirsty T — 28 Oct 2009

Really terrible and even the scarce funny moments couldn't save it.

This review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) was written by Kirsty T on 28 Oct 2009.

Lesbian Vampire Killers has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Jimmy B (170) on 25 Feb 2012

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By Brian H (1,202) on 21 Aug 2012

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