Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) by Ned P — 10 Sep 2010

Twilight has brought forth a slew of vampire movies. Unfortunately, the vamps just got from bad to worse.

This review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) was written by Ned P on 10 Sep 2010.

Lesbian Vampire Killers has generally received mixed reviews.

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