Review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) by James K — 10 Apr 2009

Couldn't help but think it wasn't as funny as it could have been. Not worth watching twice.

This review of Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) was written by James K on 10 Apr 2009.

Lesbian Vampire Killers has generally received mixed reviews.

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