Review of Lady Bird (2017) by Migelo P — 30 Jan 2018

This movie is so boring, I don't see how so many people could be convinced to pad its reviews. The only way I can even begin to comprehend its pretentious market appeal is because of how many teenagers may have zoned out in front of mtv shows about young west coast bimbos over the past 15 years - so essentially gerwig managed to convince some obscure production team that her much longer 2-dimensional nostalgia would pass for a good movie.

Much like the soulless cocaine-addicted degenerates in hollywood, the soul of this film is totally fake.