Review of Knock Off (1998) by Mike F — 25 Apr 2008

I'm a big fan of van damme, but I have to admit when a movie is shitty. where to start? the entire movie is dubbed and it sounds like shit. everyone acts cartoony. the action is even horrible and the stunt double for van damme is asian and looks nothing like him.

absolute worst fucking script ever. and why are the explosions green? rob schneider is awkward and paul sorvino is a disappointment. I don't care how big a fan you are of van damme...do yourself a favor and don't watch this piece of dogshit.