Review of Kite (2014) by Dann M — 12 Jan 2015

"Critic" ratings. Lolz. Douchetastic. Smug talentless ass clowns.

This review of Kite (2014) was written by Dann M on 12 Jan 2015.

Kite has generally received negative reviews.

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By Maxime L (38) on 20 Jul 2014

Cette adaptation de l'animé japonais du même nom nous rappelle que Samuel L. Jackson ne s'associe pas qu'à de grands films…

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By Abe T (20) on 20 Jul 2014

Cette adaptation de l'animé japonais du même nom nous rappelle que Samuel L. Jackson ne s'associe pas qu'à de grands films…

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By Scott M (2,584) on 19 Oct 2014

Good movie but couldve been so much better if filmed different. action all throughout loads violent killings and blood which always good…

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By Kyle Smith (1,916) for New York Post (6,650) on 08 Oct 2014

A kill-a-minute gore-a-thon whose twist is so obvious your grandma Edna will see it coming, Kite never gets off the ground…

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By Kalamár G (41) on 08 Feb 2015

All things considered, fun movie. Nothing like the anime, and really transparent…

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By Alain G (112) on 25 Oct 2014

Review: What a terrible movie! The acting is extremely poor and the movie seemed cheap and not really thought through…

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