Review of Kiss of the Dragon (2001) by Spencer T — 28 Apr 2009

I will start off by saying I am a sucker for a good kung-fu asian kick-ass action movie, but in my opinion this is one of the better ones for one reason: originality. "But how is this movie original?" one might ask me "because the dialogue is shit, Jet Li can't act for his life and the story makes absolutely no sense and there is zero cause for any of the action!" And my response to those who bring up that point is "what the hell would you expect.

.. its a Jet Li movie, have you not seen Romeo Must Die (= worst movie of all time). Anyways, this movie has some of THE most kick-ass fight scenes, ESPECIALLY the final fight between these two super jacked Russian looking twin mother fuckers and Jet Li disposes them in a way that can only be described as jaw dropping.