Review of Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) by Wasserlove — 23 Sep 2017
OMG, I can not believe how bad this is. I loved the first Kingsman. It was weird but well written and just fun & cool. Samuel Jackson bad guy was terrible but I can forgive that. So I didn't have any over the top expectations for this one.
Just a good solid fun movie like last time maybe even better, WRONG! There is so much wrong with this movie it's almost to much to bother . Let's make it simple. 2 stupid robot dogs, what they did to poor elton John was sickening.
Is his ass broke again or something because God knows I need money and I wouldn't have played that pathetic role, no one talks about his house blowing up but his girlfriend says sorry with a new puppy? Jumps into the sewer and comes waltzing in the house? Never would anyone do that!, Julianne Moore is too dame old and what a stupid idea for a villain.
God, that was the worst. Merlind dead sucked! Channing was boring as usual, and why in the world does Jeff Bridges have to talk like that in every dame movie? Can't he talk like a real man? Colin Firth was more boring, old and no fun this time around.
And the plot was so poorly thought out. As usual Halle Barry is underused, made to look like a plain old girl and given nothing to do. The pup was the best part!!! If you are planning another try a much larger cast.
Holograms come on? Can't afford real actors to play secret agents. How about Colin Farrel, Hugh Jackman, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Jerome Flynn, Brenton Thwaites, taylor kitsch just for a few ideas.
This review of Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) was written by Wasserlove on 23 Sep 2017.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle has generally received positive reviews.
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