Review of Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) by Albaab R — 02 Apr 2018

If I took a shot of booze for every wonky green screen effects shot in this movie I probably wouldn't be alive right now but I maybe would have enjoyed the portions of the film I survived a whole lot more.

Don't get me wrong - there are still portions of the film's action sequences that are so wildly inventive and fun that you can't help but be charmed by them, but so much of it looks so cartoonish that its hard to enjoy it as anything more than a really long video game cut scene.