Review of King Kong (2005) by Billyd. — 25 Dec 2005

I love giant monsters. I grew up on them. I chanted "giant monkey" over and over again as I walked into the theatre. Man, was this a piece of boring crap. The effects looked terrible-everything had that CGI sheen.

Acting was bored to bad. The beginning was drawn out but okay. The middle might has well have been cutscenes from a videogame. And the ending was very welcome. Shame on all involved for making me hate a fight between dinosaurs and a gargatuan ape.

I should have been the easiest sell in the world, but instead I watched my shoes for the last hour of the movie.