Review of King Cobra (1999) by Megan N — 15 Nov 2004

I decided to list all of the big snake movies I've seen. Almost every single one of them suck.

[center]Python[/center].

Python was actually the first b-movie that I've ever seen. It starts out with a lesbian sex scene and ends with a snake being killed in a factory. The CGI really sucks but I just loved the fight on the playground in front of the kids. This movie is a real stinker.

[center][color=darkorange]King Cobra[/color][/center].

[color=#ff9900][font=Tahoma][font=Verdana][size=2]Who names a snake Seth? I liked how the snake looked but once again, not enough killing and too boring a story. It didn't make any sense as it plodded through the motions. Man that snake looked cool![/size][/font][/font][/color].

[center][color=#ff9900][font=Tahoma][font=Verdana][size=2]Boa[/size][/font][/font][/color][/center].

[color=#ff9900][font=Tahoma][font=Verdana][size=2]Giant prehistoric snake in Antarctic prison. That's it. Nothing else really happens. Oh the snake did attack the plane at the end and that was cool. This is just too boring of a movie.[/size][/font][/font][/color].

[center][color=#ff9900][font=Tahoma][font=Verdana][size=2]Python II[/size][/font][/font][/color][/center].

[color=#ff9900][font=Tahoma][font=Verdana][size=2]It gets credit for having the stupidest leading character, an ex-pitcher who killed someone with a fastball. It is just the same as the first movie. The snake is never in the picture with a person. The scenery is the same as Dragon Fighter because it is the exact same place. It's amazing how :SPOILER: two snakes can fit in such a tiny box. Oh and a survivor of the first one is now a bad guy in this one. Genius![/size][/font][/font][/color].

[center][color=#ff9900][font=Tahoma][font=Verdana][size=2]Silent Preadators[/size][/font][/font][/color][/center].

[left][color=#ff9900][font=Tahoma][font=Verdana][size=2]Wow! A mine full of rattlesnakes. How is that silent? Oh and the stunt snakes are Ball Pythons and other harmless snakes. I was laughing histerically at this, but it sucked.[/size][/font][/font][/color][/left].