Review of King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) by Thomas M — 24 Feb 2018

A chap who isn't quite Jason Stathem but feels his spirit can be summoned set of with some mates to knock over a 90s red postal transit van, in pursuit of some presumably lucratively Jiffy bags. While attempting this some off screen but hot tub unrelated event occurs casting them all back through time and into a past that most past people are supposed to find existed. Once there he is mistaken for a king in waiting, having the future time skill of wearing bright white in well paved mud free times.

There he must fight marvel ghost rider using the sword of power that tolkien used his hot tub to send down after them, he knew they'd be needing that .. and that he set about building a table and eating all our missing chicken and good things are abound to all.

A movie that clearly knows what it wants to be .. lock snatched and two smoking Holmes visit middle earth in the bill and tedd box.