Review of King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) by Raporgi — 20 May 2017

The morons giving this movie a 10 must be children or have never watched movies before. This movie is a reskinned guns and geezers flick for the 1st half of its running time. The latter half is like a direct to budget video fantasy flick.

The dialog is a mumbling mess of Guy Ritchie's patented cockney blathering. It has no sense of wonder or adventure. Secondary characters lay down the plot for idiots in boring expo dumps at various points in the movie.

Too many anachronisms infest this movie. It tries to hard to be witty and stylish but just comes across as smug and conceited. Jude Law is the only thing worth watching in this flick. I wish it was about him instead of that two-legged of bore Charlie Hunnam.

There are no clever twists or turns. Even the final boss fight is crappy and lacks any novelty or imagination. Just rent or pirate this pig swill.