Review of King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) by Anthea R — 30 Dec 2017

I can't even begin to list all the ways this movie sucked. The few slightly promising elements, such as the development of the friends who would eventually become the Knights of the Round Table, or some of the more obscure parts of Arthurian legend making it into the film (e.

G. the stone being the body of Arthur's father), get hidden under a steaming pile of shit which they've tried to make look pretty with way to much visual effects. I pity the actors for not having the opportunity to show their acting skills (and for having this on their resume).

Usually I can ignore the crappiest plot if the fight scenes are good but these were just a guy running along swinging his sword at people who couldn't fight him. *yawn* I'm gonna go watch paint dry now.