Review of Keeping Mum (2005) by Kenr — 11 Jun 2023

Keeping Mum – Please, Keep Away Mum.

Here’s one for those who like to laugh without thinking too much about the writing. The black ‘humor’ gets blacker and grottier as this over-the-top nonsense falls off the rails. While it boasts a good cast and production values, all other values are forgotten as the movie makers go all out for lowly giggles and thinly veiled soft porn. Rather obviously borrowing from the earlier American ‘Arsenic and Old Lace’ this English picture adds a grimy American character (Patrick Swayze) lusting after any woman who presents as a vulnerable conquest.

In the sales promo Mr Swayze says “Every so often a script comes along that stands out from the rest” - Poor Pat, he sure must have been offered a lot of stinkers or more likely was paid handsomely to make that statement! Mr Atkinson has played local Vickers several times before, but this could possibly be his weakest. The casting and handsome locations will carry this for most viewers, but anyone wanting more may be disappointed by the total outcome.