Review of Kazaam (1996) by Michael S — 16 Jul 2007

You may ask why this isn't half a star. I have my reasons, two of them to be exact. one, everyone says shaq has an awful rap. I don't remember it. I just remember he got a girl at the end. now for the second reason.

at one point, subject to shaq's insisting that he have three wishes, the child actor sarcastically asks for all the candy in the world, and shaq obliges, making candy fall from the sky. that's a viable special effects shot.

and that puts it above open water.