Review of Justice League (2017) by Abe Y — 20 Apr 2018

I am in the grasp of Wonder Woman's truthiness rope. I must tell the truth about this movie. Flash is a moron, Batman is relegated to fighting the weaker bad guys because he is weaker than the rest.

Aquaman has probably the most expensive pitchfork that t the Home Depot carries. Still better than I thought it would be, but also full with cringeworthy line after cringeworthy line. Lines that belong in a Saturday morning cartoon, not a feature film.

Finally, squirmed out of the Wonder Woman rope of truthiness. It was um, awesome.