Review of Justice League (2017) by Alex Z — 23 Nov 2017

JUSTICE LEAGUE review:

What a load of shit. I hoped that all the bad reviews were ballocks, but trust me: you'll never get those 2 hours back. Terrible acting. Ultra boring. Awful cgi. Shit story. Hideous characterizations. And you could tell that Superman had his moustache digitally removed. Batman was the best thing in Bat v Sup, despite it being turd, but in this one, he was just laughable. Batman belongs in the shadows. In the daylight, chatting with other people makes him look like a guy on a fancy dress stag pub crawl. And what the hell was the point of Aquaman? There was no water. All he did was punch and jump. Stupid. And this isn't a Marvel fan picking on DC. Batman is one of my favourite superheroes, and I don't even like Avengers. All that smashing shit up and cgi monsters needs to stop. Logan was outstanding, and let's be honest, the best part of Iron man was the cave scene. Rant over.