Review of Just Married (2003) by James R — 17 Jan 2010

This is my favorite film of Brittany Murphy's. I still can't believe that she's dead. I'll never fully accept that she died so young, when she had so many more great films to make. I love Just Married because it's hilarious from start to finish and I loved Sarah as she was so clumsy and a little ditzy too. A fun character. Ashton Kutcher is also always so funny and he really was in this as Tom. This is a film I can always laugh too and one I will always enjoy, and can watch over and over again.

The best lines (in no partiuclar order):

Sarah: "Tom, you're acting like a crazy person!

Tom: "Well, MAYBE it's cuz I just got hit in the HEAD with a ten pound ASHTRAY!".

Peter: "I'm not afraid of you. I studied martial arts with some of the best Chinese masters.".

Tom: "Well, I sure hope they taught you how to pull a fire poker out of your ass!".

Tom: "Okay, whatever. Listen, you get guests here from all over the world, it's up to you to have some American on your signs.".

Sarah: "He means English.".

Sarah: [crying on wedding night] "Tomorrow my parents are going to know I'm not a virgin anymore!".

Tom: "You haven't been a virgin since college!".

Sarah: "Yeah, but tomorrow they're going to know for sure!".

My Actor/Actress review:

Brottany Murphy - one of the funniest actresses i've ever seen, such a shame she'll never make anymore films.

Ashton Kutcher - always funny, love him.

Christian Kane - love him, but quite sneaky in this film.