Review of Jurassic World Dominion (2022) by Piglordofallham — 07 Jul 2022

I made it about 3 minutes into the film before I absolutely had to shut it off. Not only does nothing in the intro make any sense at all, but it doesn't even coincide with the ending of the last film.

- Like 12 dinosaurs ran off from the mansion, not hundreds, not even half that. Do writers even understand how animal populations work? Fictional or not, if you lack enough breedable male or females in a species- they die off! You can't reproduce from a handful of dinosaurs, they'd be inbreeding a few generations later.

- Literally no one on the planet would just let Dinosaurs somehow leave the mainland of one continent. Its completely ridiculous. How did the Dinosaurs spread from Asia to Australia? Did they build a boat? Its atrociously stupid writing.

- Who in their right mind would just "live with" the dinosaurs as if they weren't a constant threat to civilian populations? They mention some off-the-cuff line about "most" of the predators being caught, but that doesn't mean huge animals wouldn't disrupt highways, public transportation, or worse- destroy the environment for other animals, causing numerous other problems that would require intervention.

If Dinosaurs just accidently "oopsy whoopsy" existed and ran amok then the military would totally hunt them down. Remember what happened whenever a large Elephant escaped a circus? Yeah, its like that only with more teeth and higher caliber bullets. Worst Jurassic park movie I've ever seen in my life and that is saying A LOT after sitting through "Lost world." Glad I didn't pay a dime to see the last two.