Review of Jurassic World (2015) by Errantbelle — 17 Jun 2015

Meh...

This movie is pretty, but that's about it. One of the bigger problems I found is it is definitely not a family movie. Some of the gore obviously freaked out many of the young kids whose parents unwittingly took them to see it. The other problem is Bryce Howard; she sucks in everything, yet for some inexplicable reason they keep sticking her in big budget flicks. Overall this is a lackluster offering save from being truly awful only by its special effects. The best way to see this movie would probably be while you are high. I guess if you're stupid that could work too. Otherwise, prepare to be disappointed.