Review of Jurassic World (2015) by Madclownjack — 16 Jun 2015
Bland, boring, Déjà vu experience, where the effects are unconvincing, the acting is unconvincing and the crappy story is barely held together by Chris Pratt. A completely phoned-in fan service movie.
Minus points for **** up the T-Rex cgi. I can't fathom how the 1993 still looks good now, while this looks like a Lionsgate production at best. Also, everything surrounding Indominus Rex is absurdly dumb.
Everything. None of it makes a shred of **** sense. This is a fitting movie for today's moviegoers. The same people that made Twilight a cult movie, that is.
This review of Jurassic World (2015) was written by Madclownjack on 16 Jun 2015.
Jurassic World has generally received positive reviews.
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