Review of Jurassic Shark (2012) by Petros T — 02 Jun 2016

I've seen some bad films over the years and this one is one of the absolute worst. A big shark, in a LAKE kills people. They get into water for no good reasons and nothing makes sense. The acting is so incredibly bad, it's actually fascinating. The "scary" score that goes on repeat tries to kill the already dead vibe. The effects is almost worse than the camera work.

I laughed plenty of times, each kill are so extremely bad that even if they are almost identical they are bound to put a smile on your face.

I can't say I didn't enjoy it since it gave me more laughs than most comedies and with just one hour of playtime I never tired of this master piece of failure.

The most impressing thing here is the 13 minutes ending credits. How on earth did so many people wanted their names connected with this film?

1.5 out of 10 legs under suitcases.