Review of Jurassic Park III (2001) by Joey Q — 11 Jan 2016
I sit here after finishing the third installment of what began with a classic. And everything that was wrong with JPII has been repeated once again. 1 returning original cast member who doesn't want to go to the island of dinos, but somehow gets tricked into it.
Someone gets separated. Close call after close call after close call. Oh yea, people liked TREX, bring him back.. fuck it, put a fish fin on his fucking back thatll be bad ass... NO ITS NOT! Kill some non essential to the plot characters, yea people like that.
Shit, we forgot about raptors... gotta bring those back they were bad ass, just make like 10 times more of them.THIS IS WORSE THAN A MICHAEL BAY FILM. A movie that repeated the formula of a shit sequel.
It is for this reason. Im awarding my very first 1 star on Flixster.
This review of Jurassic Park III (2001) was written by Joey Q on 11 Jan 2016.
Jurassic Park III has generally received mixed reviews.
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