Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Todd A — 05 Jul 2015

Laughably incoherent and stupid, this is a pretty movie but only good with a dash of intoxication.

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Todd A on 05 Jul 2015.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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