Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Samitha B — 17 Jun 2015
Possibly one of the worst sci-fi action films I've ever seen. This is stupider than Ewoks beating Stormtroopers in Star Wars. Ok, perhaps not as much. The spaceships looked like mutant metal mosquitoes.
Mila Kunis was running around helplessly like as she would do in rom-com. Something was off about Tatum's albino beard. Everyone was dressed as if they were in a Lord of the Rings film. Seriously? Balem looked inebriated after studying 2 nights straight for his finals.
Such a waste of time, this.
This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Samitha B on 17 Jun 2015.
Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.
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